If the juice box straw breaks at 2:00am the logical thing to do is
to get a fork to bust the hole because, after all, the straw is broken
and apparently rendered completely useless even to still stab
the box open. Yet you feel like a genius because you didn't
try to cut it open this time, spilling half of it, sugarizing everything.
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| MUST you break at 2:00am? |
that straw is a disaster! i've never seen such a useless straw. good job!
ReplyDeletestupid straw. and my stupid 2:00am brain was fascinated with how it broke and went on a long tangent of worst case scenarios that ended with I could alway gnaw it open.
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